While looking for potential fake-pain-in-the-ass-useless-thesis-we-aren't-going-to-actual-do-anyway topics, I discovered that one of the strains of Oncomelania nosphora (a freshwater snail) is called the Kisarazu strain, which is schistosome-susceptible.

Kisarazu strain.

Like Kisarazu Cat's Eye.

(I love that drama. It saddens me that I can't find the movies.)

It's not making my shallow self as idiotically happy as it should because of all the homework we have to do but will not be able to finish (at least I won't) over the holidays.

Speaking of the holidays, I got a new cell phone for Christmas, but now I can't bring myself to move my sim card because I'm having reverse attachment issues.

Dear Second Semester of the Second Year of College, School Year 2009-2010,

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really do not like you. I don't even care if it means I'll be turning 20 sooner. (That is a lie, by the way.) Just hurry up and end already, will you? 





3 months, or 12 weeks, or 90 days.

That's not so long... Right?

3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long. 3 months is not long...

Mistake: Telling two more than I should have.
What I should have done: Lied about it.
Moral of the story: Keep your candies, and shut up.

I got a fucking C+ in the Organic Chemistry long test. Go spread that on your toast instead, you...

You...

You toast spreader.




Wow, that makes me want breakfast food.